Hello? Is it me you’re looking for?
No one has mastered the smartphone quite like the boomer. Do you really have to accept a call and put the phone to your ear prior to saying “hello”? This Twitter user’s jab at boomers comes in the form of their purported phone etiquette. Apparently, they have this nasty habit of saying “hello” before even picking up their phones.
And the worst part is that they let their phones ring for what seems like hours. Perhaps they believe their mere voice unlocks the phone and accepts the call all at once? Maybe boomers possess phone powers of which we were previously unaware. Boomer phone wizards!