Turn the page
Have you ever licked your finger prior to turning the page of a book? Apparently, it’s a tick that’s only reserved for boomers, according to this Twitter user. What if the pages are stuck together? What if little Timmy accidentally spilled his ice cream cone all over granny’s new book? This reading method isn’t taboo or unusual.
Even certain millennials adopt this trick from time-to-time, and there’s no shame in that. We’d reserve judgment on this one. I mean, at least they’re reading, right? If they didn’t their parents would probably complain about that. LeVar Burton would commend them for opening a book.