At full blast
Are you sure you’ll be able to hear your phone when it rings, Uncle Craig? You should probably turn the volume up more. It doesn’t seem loud enough. All boomers have their ringtone set at the maximum volume, but you can’t say all baby boomers have bad hearing – that’s an baseless generalization.
Ever find yourself sitting in a silent room when a boomer’s phone rings at full volume? They study their phone with a perplexed look on their face for at least 30 seconds prior to finally silencing it. Do boomers even realize that their phone has a ringtone? Maybe the loud noise ruptures their eardrums, hence the expression of perplexity. They’re obviously suffering from self-inflicted hearing loss!