Can’t come to work, manhunt in my backyard
People can come up with the craziest reasons not to go to work. Some classics include, “I have a flat tire,” “I have a doctor’s appointment,” “there’s a manhunt taking place in my backyard.” Wait, what?
When this person’s boss expressed his doubts, as any sane person would, the employee provided the most unlikely picture of all time. There actually was a manhunt taking place, and the officers there were oblivious that the man was in the area. Hopefully, they found their suspect, but not before the workday was over. As for the man who was stuck in his home, we bet he spent the day playing video games, as any sane person would.