59. Might as well
You know this person who always corrects everybody’s grammar? Sure you do, we all know this person. Well, trying to be smart and putting up signs of this kind is never a good idea when you’re dealing with such a person, because you can be sure he’ll have something to say about it.
Well, Carolyn, did you expect him to sit quietly while he’s being accused of such a hideous crime of letting the microwave beep? He put back a fight, and we appreciate that. Working in an office or any environment that you share with other people has it’s challenges, and this is just one of them.