18. Have the cake
Who says you can’t have the cake and leave it full? This person proved them wrong – he can have the cake, and he can be passive-aggressive about it. But joking aside, this is a pretty scary warning – “I do what I want” – and it seems as if nothing is beyond him, not even ruining the office cake.
Every office has this one guy who goes against the norms, the rebel, if you will. But this one is on whoever left the cake sitting outside; you don’t let the cat watch the cream, like you don’t leave out a cake sitting unattended at an office where you know there’s a food thief who’s out of control.