My key is a screwdriver
“Ok, so here are my keys, the screwdriver.” Yes, this person used a screwdriver to unlock and presumably start their car. That is injunuity if I have never seen it myself. They do say that a little creativity goes a long way. It is either that or the car is stolen, but I would like to think that this person’s simply lost their keys.
When I was younger, my mom would tell me to use my imagination, and I often did, but this is not something I could have dreamt of in my more formative years. Adult-level creativity here, seriously.