#8: Cats are Jerks
It’s official. Cats are absolute jerks. Only a cat would use twenty pounds of brown rice as a bathroom! This is why I own dogs. Well, this and the cat that sat on my sixth birthday cake and crushed all the prettying princesses in the middle of the party. See? Cats are meow-holes.
I’m getting a little too miffed, so let’s move on to the brown rice. That’s about the only thing this person is doing right. Brown rice, boiled in water, is packed with magnesium and vitamin B6, as opposed to white rice, which only has ¼ of each in comparison. If you’re looking for a healthy carb as an alternative to white rice, you’ve found it! Just make sure to keep the cat away.