#5: Ope.
Even the grill is shocked by this travesty. Five beautiful burgers were gone in a poof! This is what you get when you don’t spread the coals out and keep a careful eye on meat dripping with yummy fat. I’m still trying to decide whether or not they added an accelerant, though.
I want to impart some kind of burger wisdom, so this doesn’t happen to you, but honestly, I’m fresh out of advice in the face of this. Maybe don’t stoke the fire? Yeah, that should help! Or… order Five Guys next time. They know what they’re doing, and their fries are the bomb-dot-com.