A Serious Case of A.D.D.
Let’s recap the situation because picturing it will make you laugh your butt off. Imagine sitting in class, listening to your teacher read something you couldn’t care less about. You’re just waiting for time to pass so you can go to lunch. But suddenly, you hear the teacher say “mmm muffins…” as she walks out of class.
Was this teacher pregnant and taken over by a severe craving? Was she unexplainably starving? Or does she just have a serious case of attention deficit disorder? The class was more than puzzled when she came back to class minutes later with a giant muffin in her hand as she resumed the lesson.