#22: Please Complain to the Bug
This restaurant sign makes its stance very clear: if a fly lands on your food, don’t blame the staff. “Please ask to speak to the bug, not management or your waitstaff,” it says, refusing accountability for insect flight patterns. It’s customer service mixed with deadpan comedy.

Outdoor dining and bugs go hand in hand, but this sign brilliantly shifts the responsibility. The idea of a diner asking to “speak to the bug” is hilarious, and it highlights just how unreasonable some customer complaints can be. A perfect example of humor as defense.
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