At Least it Was a Fun Night
This person always brought his computer to the house party because he was practicing to be a professional DJ. One night, after a few too many beers, he joined the party on the dance floor. One thing led to another and by the end of the night he had fallen over his own computer and cracked the screen in every direction possible.
The next day he took it to a computer store hoping it could be fixed. He knew it was a longshot, but to the computer store’s surprise, when they took the screen off, they found that there was no internal damage and they were able to bring the device back to life.