Shroomin
It is surprising that it is possible to be super weird with a pizza order. After all, it’s pizza! Don’t mess with a good thing man- dough, tomato sauce, cheese, and a few toppings. Why on earth didn’t this person just accept the joy of simplicity and order a plain pizza?
Perhaps they know something we don’t know? Maybe if your pizza is cooked with mushrooms then you get special powers from the mushroom juice that is leftover on the pizza even if you don’t eat the mushrooms themselves? I don’t know what to say, this one defies all logic.