Vermonster
Let’s be honest here for a moment- there’s not a whole lot going on in the state of Vermont. Sure, it’s beautiful, quaint, and probably has great skiing. But it must be pretty quiet up there, right? What do they do for fun?
It turns out that Vermont is the home of Ben and Jerry’s ice cream, and some of its stores in Vermont will sell you something called the “Vermonster” that consists of 20 scoops of ice cream and 20 toppings. I am here to officially petition the state to change the name of people hailing from Vermont from Vermonters to Vermonsters.