Blend It
Have you ever gotten sucked into the world of blended beverages? Owning a new blender or asking for new combos at your local coffee place can be seriously addicting. Fruits, veggies, coffees, and even chocolate might make the cut for your drink.
But adding an actually smoked bacon sandwich into your frappuccino? There are only two possible explanations for this kind of insane order. The first is that perhaps that person just had 4 wisdom teeth removed and hasn’t recovered yet. The second: perhaps it’s a pregnant woman! Those two reasons will excuse a person for ordering such a thing, but it still just sounds so very and deeply wrong.