For the rest of my life, I’m going to keep going until there’s no night.
It’s perfectly acceptable to have some fun when you’re single and young. This person’s parents had no idea what they were getting themselves into when they went out one night. In just one night, we became husband and wife and parents to two children.
Using the excuse that their father fell asleep while visiting their mother, this person hilariously blames their relationship with their mother. Their mother never asked him to flee, so they must be doing something right if he hasn’t left after all this time! As a whole, it’s a sweet love story.