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Here comes the bride all dressed in …. what? It’s supposed to be a stunningly gorgeous gown, with lace or satin or silk or tulle, but the dresses in the following images look nothing like bridal gowns. This is truly a bizarre twist of fate as girls often dream about what they will look like as brides: how they will wear their hair, their makeup, their jewelry. While the groom is important 😉 it’s the dress that really defines the bride on one of the most glorious days of her life. Well, the following brides will certainly go down in infamy as the most bizarrely dressed in modern times.
Balloon Nightmare
Source: kylazanardi
One pop and it’s all over. This will be a cutlery-free wedding affair. No knives or forks should be used at this celebration. The groom should take extra precautions and avoid wearing glasses, a belt or pointy shoes. Imagine the look of terror on the bride’s face if some prankster decided to sneak up from behind and pop her balloons. It would be a disaster.
Show Me the Peacock
Source: Sweetadditions.com
OK. So admit it. Who else thought this was one woman’s response to Katy Perry’s infamous song Peacock? It’s like the female version of the song. Daring her man to be the perfect fit to her outrageous love of being different and suggestive. This is the bride who has to make a fashion statement and be an original, one-of-a-kind star. This is the type of girl you can’t really take home to meet mother because she simply doesn’t fit in and she sure won’t agree with the family discussion over the dinner table. And when she starts humming the tune to Katy Perry’s song, uh oh, look out.
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Cupcakes to Go
Source: Imgur
This is the perfect dress for all of those ladies who love to bake. Or maybe for all those girls who always dreamed of being that little bride figurine on top of the wedding cake. Now you can be that statue come to life with a dress filled with cupcakes. You’d just have to be very careful how you walk around because you’ve got hundreds of cupcakes perched precariously on your dress ready to fall at any second. Therefore, you’d have to make sure that you were the main attraction at the sweets table and that the guests ate every last cupcake from your dress and then you’d be able to dance and dance with your groom into the wee hours of the morning. Until the photographer wanted to take more photos of you and insisted that your bakery dress get a refill so that the photos would come out looking sweet.
Electric Fashion
Source: oddee
Time to get your glow on. If you’ve always wanted to light up the room when you walked in then we’ve found the perfect dress for you. Imagine wearing a gown with so many little lights you could actually glow in the dark. You could turn out all the lights in the wedding hall and dance your heart out and everyone would watch your every move because that’s all they’d be able to see in the very dark wedding hall. Be sure to keep your groom really close by because in the dark who knows if someone wouldn’t try and make a move on him.
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Make Them Gasp
Source: CostumeModels.com
Talk about calling attention to yourself. This is the kind of dress that will literally make people gasp when you walk into the room. Not sure if it will be an admiring gasp or one of pure shock.
There’s a Celine Dion song called “Eyes on Me” which must be this bride’s mantra.
“I wanna be the only one
or we can’t go on
No matter what you think I need
You better keep your eyes on me
say that you want me
Open up your heart
Even if it’s hard
Say that you need me.”
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No Slip Veil
Source: aktifmoda.com
We wanted to play fair and offer a wedding dress alternative for all of those faint of heart who were totally shocked and offended by the wedding dress above. And so…we are proud to present this dress, perfect for modest brides or former nuns who want to tie the knot but don’t want to call attention to themselves. This dress is also perfect for the second marriage of any women who dressed like a hooker the first time around. Now they can show the world they’ve turned over a new leaf and their body is nobody’s business. Just stare at the bridesmaids instead.
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When the Baker’s In Love
Source: Oddee
This is actually a very tasteful love story (pun intended). The baker wanted to run away with his favorite waitress but the restaurant owner didn’t want them to elope because the wedding photos would make a fine story and bring a lot of attention to this obscure little restaurant whose name escapes us. So the owner convinced the baker to create an edible dress for the “apple of his eye” and the baker’s wedding gown came to be. It’s a true work of art and love. Unfortunately, it’s not something that can be handed down to the next generation. This is a dress with an expiration date.
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Cinderella Lives
Source: Hill Air Force Base
This princess gown is the for the bride who loves Disney fairytales. Doesn’t matter which one, she’s seen them all a thousand times: Cinderella, Snow White, Pocahontas, Beauty and the Beast, Tangled, Frozen, The Little Mermaid, Enchanted, you get my drift. This bride is the dreamer who always roots for the underdog and always hopes for “happily ever after”. Even when things are not looking rosy this bride finds the silver lining. It goes without saying that her groom is Prince Charming. And their first dance is what else? So This is Love. “My heart has wings and I can fly, I’ll touch every star in the sky, so this is the miracle that I’ve been dreaming of.”
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Red, White, and Blue On You
Source:Fionadresses.com
This is the best gown for the daughter of any outstanding military family. She’s the one who was raised on an army base and grew up in the tight-knit community of people who had one mission in life – to serve their country. With this mindset, she approaches everything in life. She also wants to make her family proud. And when it’s time to get married this is no exception. Except that she wants to look beautiful as well. So she does some research online for the perfect bridal gown and viola she comes across this beauty. It’s love at first sight. The white gloves complete the look.
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Patriots Unite
Source: Cheesycrackers.me
If the Red, White and Blue Wedding Gown wasn’t your style then try this one on. It’s the right choice if you are marrying a military man. Your wedding can start off with the Star Spangled Banner: “Oh, say can you see by the dawn’s early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,
O’er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket’s red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O’er the land of the free and the home of the brave?”
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Dig Those Leggings
Source: weddbook.com
And you thought Hello Kitty was just for kids. Think again. This middle-aged couple proves that Hello Kitty is for the young and the young-at-heart. They look mighty happy too. And that’s because Hello Kitty is not just a cat but a lifestyle brand. They have stuff for all occasions: handbags, tote bags, lunch bags, backpacks, cosmetic bags and for our special couple here…diaper bags if they decide to welcome a new addition to the family. They can also decorate their kitchen with the cheerful Hello Kitty mascot. And to complete the look, once the bride has hung up her unique wedding gown she can change into her Hello Kitty sweater and leggings. It’s time to get comfy at home!
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Pink Kitty
Source: TotallyChaos.com
If the previous photo didn’t totally take your breath away then try this one on for size and color. It’s pink! How original. If you grew up loving Hello Kitty but always dreamed of wearing pink then this one is for you. “Pretty in Pink” was the video you owned and watched over and over. Pink is your favorite singer. And this Hello Kitty wedding gown is the one you will dance in when you and your groom sway to the tune of your favorite song: “Pink” by Aerosmith. Last, but not least, you and your beloved groom you will leave the wedding hall in a pink Cadillac.
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The Look of Rubber
Source: pickchur.com
For the really picky bride who requires something totally different and needs to be the talk of the town for weeks to come, we humbly suggest this rubber glove wedding dress. Yes, you read that right. This unique and exclusive gown was “designed” and created by Susie MacMurray who made it out of 1,400 rubber gloves turned inside out. Believe it or not, Ms. MacMurray is actually an acclaimed artist. Her work was displayed in London at Agnew’s Gallery and included her drawings, sculptures and sensational clothing. It should come as no surprise that she was a classical musician, but retrained as an artist, graduating with an MA in Fine Art in 2001. This dress simply “sings” class act.
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The Strait Jacket With Flowers
Source: Shewalkssoftly.com
Don’t get nervous… just yet. While this bridal gown could substitute for a fancy straitjacket, it’s all about perspective. Perhaps there is a secret opening for her arms so she can eat the wedding meal on her own. Unless this is one of those relationships where the bride really wants to be fed by her groom in front of hundreds of wedding guests. And just imagine the dance moves on the wedding floor. The groom will hold her gently and she will look sweetly into his eyes and they will just sway softly to the music as she won’t be able to do much in terms of fancy dance steps. But the wedding pictures will be epic.
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A Match Made in Heaven
Source: Fark.com
This glowing couple is proof that women of all ages and sizes can meet the man of their dreams, happily walk down the aisle and live a life of wedded bliss. However, we’d like to offer a bit of fashion advice. When looking for a wedding gown it’s important to get shoes that actually match the gown. Usually, a white dress requires white shoes. So what should a bride do if she needs to wear comfortable shoes? Well, as popular fashion advisors we would suggest the following compromise: wear fancy shoes for the aisle and for the pictures but switch to comfortable shoes for the dancing. And at the very least make sure your comfortable shoes are white!
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Flowers Are Us
Source: Chilloutpoint.com
You won’t need a bridal bouquet if you slip this beauty on because YOU’LL be the bouquet. Make sure your flowers are fresh because looking and smelling like wilted flowers is not something you want to do on this very auspicious day in your life. According to Floral Designer Julia-Rose it takes 12 hours to build a floral gown with sections & layers for a traditional pattern made of flowers. It starts with a frame fabricated by a welder and then requires hours of work, patience, dedication and a lot of flowers. Just to make a floral skirt requires around 500 white carnations, 50 white roses, 50 white hydrangeas, 75 mini green hydrangeas, 50 white ranunculus, two bunches of white majolica spray roses, and 40 orchid blooms.
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Too Much Dress
Don’t wear this one if you want to dance the night away. It could make the Guinness World Book of Records for the dress with the longest and thickest train. But this could be the perfect dress if you want to lounge around on the side of the wedding. Let’s say you don’t want to dance formally in front of hundreds of wedding guests so you decide that you’ll wear this dress and you’ll have the best excuse to be able to skip the dancing and just sit on your wedding throne and look impossibly hard to get – like a real-life princess – sort of.
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Face the Music
Source: style-gossip.com
This bride was the girl you always hated in high school. She was way ahead of everyone in the fashion department. When you were still figuring out what colors looked best on you she was wearing the really cool clothes that your mother would never let you wear. And now this. The cool girl goes on a safari to Kenya’s national park and falls hard for one of the rangers who holds a degree in history and anthropology and she comes back a changed person. She’s into African culture and folklore. And what better way to show of her new hobby and prove to her man that she’s got what it takes to be his bride.
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Drinks on Me
Source: Ladyandhergents.com
This bride is the one who loves to drink but never wants to drink alone. She is the perfect hostess who has to make sure that everyone has enough wine to last the entire evening. She’s an outdoor girl who loves nothing better than to hang out with friends at the pool or go to a ballgame and she always packs the picnic basket with plenty of cold alcoholic beverages to ensure that everyone has enough to last the entire time. Her groom has a short temper and doesn’t like to be kept waiting and so she is the perfect bride.
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